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Colonel Custard

Paul Megram (Colonel Custard) has been entertaining children for over 20 years with his unique blend of fun-filled magical mayhem. His award-winning children’s shows have taken him around the world delighting audiences both young & old with his crazy antics.

Offering a whole host of exciting activities catering for all ages from tots to teens.


So why should I book Colonel Custard?

A totally stress free party, guaranteed!
Voted UK Children’s entertainer of the Year, yet again in 2014 & 2015
A Member of The Magic Circle
British Magical Champion
CRB & DBS checked (upon request)
Great value for money
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